Now. What did the toilet look like in your mind? Was it perhaps... down?Close your eyes.
Imagine yourself on a deserted island full of nothing but coconut milk and wild bonobos.
But suddenly, something rustles at your feet.
You look down... it's paper. A trail of paper? Perhaps... toilet paper?
No. It's a magazine. And what is the magazine called?
"Well. That's fortuitous." You think to yourself, "I was hoping that I'd get some reading done while I'm on this island."
Then you sit down on a mossy rock and open up the magazine.
There, on the inside cover, is the most beautiful toilet you've ever seen.
And the seat. It's....
Women need the toilet seat down 4/4 times.So ignoring the preferences of the sexes, human beings - on average - need the toilet seat down more frequently than they need the toilet seat up.
Men need the toilet seat down 1/4 times.
Women need to toilet seat up 0/4 times.
Men need the toilet seat up 3/4 times.
"You're well on your way, so just go out there and do whatever makes you happy. Stop asking me for advice. I'm a book. Perhaps you should have picked up 'Yertle the Turtle' instead. Oh the places you'll go, indeed!"If you don't remember that part of the book, don't go back and check. Just trust that I am always correct.