For the last couple of years, I’ve had a sneaking suspicion. It’s been growing since I first laid eyes on Ocean’s Eleven (2001) and my feelings were confirmed as soon as I stepped out of The Descendants last night. I really dislike George Clooney.
He only has two characters. One is the clowning around, good-time guy with a bit of a mysterious past. Examples: Ocean’s Eleven (…and Ocean’s Twelve. Hell, lets throw Ocean’s Thirteen in there too), Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Burn After Reading.
The other character is the more serious, yet still mysterious, man with a chip on his shoulder. He has something to prove or some part of his life that must be filled. Examples: Up in the Air, The Descendants, The Ides of March.
And both of these characters bother me. Apparently they bother him, too. He told the LA Times that he enjoys seeing himself on screen less and less. I’m right there with you, George old pal.
Most importantly, Clooney’s version of Batman is the only Batman with nipples. In his armor suit, that is. I’m sure all the Batmen had nipples. Regardless, he had purposeless nipples (side note, “purposeless nipples” would make a good band name) in his armor suit.
His eyes say no, but his nipples…
HA! Ha ha ha…. haaaaaa. Why? Why George?! It’s never NOT funny.
I’m just going to go ahead and add ol’ George to my list of celebrities that I have ill feelings towards.
Celebrities I dislike that everyone else loves
This post was pretty aggressive against Clooney. Anyone want to disagree? Or tell me about a celebrity that you think I should add to my list?