It's the little things that make me laugh, folks. And when I created this at 2 a.m. I couldn't stop laughing. In the harsh light of day... not so funny.
"Hello, Hannah here. Local business owner, and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around? Driving you crazy? Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between? Try Kitten-Mittons"
Just kidding it's still totally funny.
*editor's note: I'm aware that "mitten" is spelled incorrectly. But that's how Charlie spells it.