"Beats By Dre" are soundproof for WHOM, Dr. Dre? For WHOM? For YOU?! Not for everyone else in the DMV, I'll tell you that much.
But fear not. I have managed to scrounge up a couple of pumpkin spice items that I had no idea existed. I've never seen these in stores until this year, although maybe I'm just not looking.
First and firstmost, we have pumpkin spice Jell-O
Fairly straightforward. Tastes a bit like you're eating pumpkin pie filling. But THEN. You have a brilliant stroke of genius because you are a culinary genius and your wisdom knows no bounds. That, and the recipe is on the box: Pumpkin Mousse! With pecans!
It looks disgusting. It tastes pretty awesome.
Overall Thoughts: Have a recipe that you could use it in? Go for it! But a giant vat of pumpkin flavored pudding is a little much.
Grade: For pudding alone? B. For mousse? A-
Thoughts on price of pecans: LUDICROUS.
Up next we have my least favorite candy and possibly least favorite food in the world:
... Candy corn. The devil's candy. Tastes nothing like candy and looks nothing like corn.
Have you seen Lewis Black's stand-up on candy corn? If not, watch this video. You should start about 40 seconds in. I don't know what the first part is all about.
Unsurprisingly, I did not like pumpkin spice candy corn. However, I had my mom try it (she loves candy corn) and she concurred. It's just not good. If you like candy corn (WHY?) then just get then normal stuff.
Overall thoughts: Absolutely not.
Grade: D, because my mom said it wasn't the worst. I'm not sure what is the worst. We'll see.